If Nobody's There I'll Speak to Anybody

A memoir of my extraordinarily exciting yet curiously unsuccessful working life.

Status: Formal proposal completed.

Excerpts:
From prologue
From chapter about the filming of "The Great Gatsby"

[Un]Common Sense: Your Invitation to the Second American Revolution.

Composed in 2004, right after Bush won re-election, it is a Declaration separating blue states from red and creating a separate nation to be called New America. It consists of a rewritten Declaration of Independence, a complete Constitution and new Amendments, and slews of new acts, such as the One Gun/One Child Act, which brings the Second Amendment right into the 21st Century. It was generally thought to have been mooted by the election of Barack Obama. But now, after the 2010 bi-elections, I'm thinking about it again...

Status: Complete, including an appendix containing the first Declaration of Independence, entire Constitution and Bill of Rights and other Amendments.

Excerpt: One Gun /One Child Act